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Most bouncers are cool and they'd probably rather be in the pit instead of working. In fact, the manager probably has an ass-whoopin' coming for putting them on the schedule. In the pit, good bouncers are like referees. They keep violence from erupting and make sure that nobody gets hurt. Basically they keep things fair and take care of that one fool out of every hundred.

But at the same time, there are plenty of bouncers that take their job too seriously. When this happens they obstruct freeflowing movement in the pit. If you, a friend, or someone you know has been the victim of unfair bouncing, there is no time to seek legal counsel. Take matters in to your own hands! If you think you're down, you owe it to yourself, the band, and the basic principle of the mosh pit to make sure that no one gets booted from a show because she dared to take slamdancing to another level. Violence is always a last resort unless it's that one fool out of every hundred. Just remember, STAFF members are human too and there are enough cans of ass-whoop to go around.