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07/05/99 12:27:14 AM

If you are old enough to drink beer in between sets, it's like Gatorade at half-time during a game of hoops with Michael Jordan. I know these things because not only do I know what it's like to dunk on Mike but I also know what it's like to be thirsty in the pit. I don't need water just because I shot some fool on the Mexican border. I need a Guinness or a Coors goddamnit. Besides, drinkin' is my business and business is good.