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Episode 202: Cartman's Mom is Still A Dirty Slut 

Original Air Date:
Mr. Mackey is named as a possible father to Eric Cartman. We later find out that Mrs. Cartman is Eric's father. Just watch the episode.

Episode 204: Ike's Wee Wee 

Original Air Date:
05.20.98

Mr. Mackey's shining moment. The school counselor gets in trouble for exhibiting marijuana in class, and later loses the sample. (Really taken and smoked by Mr. Garrison.) Mr. Mackey is put on leave and is told to clean up his act by Principal Victoria.  We find Mackey, who really was a clean guy to begin with go on a tremendous bender which gets him thrown out of his house and  makes him the object of ridicule in South Park.  After repeating the mantra "Drugs are Bad", This episode becomes a must see for Mackey fanatics (like myself.) The greatest singing rendition to date is Mackey singing Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield" after a night of getting liquored up.

Episode 205: Conjoined Fetus Lady

Original Air Date:
06.03.98

Mackey is invited over the Broslofsky's home for a dinner with the Conjoined Fetus Lady to "Smooth things over", and then asks for pork. Classic. 

Episode 211: Roger Ebert Should Lay off Fatty Foods

Original Air Date:
09.02.98

Mackey is responsible to "Mind Meld" with a youngster that was brain washed at the local planetarium. He finds out that the caretaker of the planetarium  is screwing the kids' heads up with Kenny Loggins laser light shows. 

Episode 214: Chef Aid

Mackey is found body surfing to Ozzy Osbourne.  (not pictured yet)