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7/28/01: Just checking for a pulse. If anyone has any ideas, let me know!

1/04/01: New Year, new party ! Hope everyone enjoys the more cheerful website, and the more updates ! 

12/26/00: Mike Tyson joins the ranks of the Great Thinkers. Foof.... 

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The question of the new millennium:

"WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE SOMEWHAT LESS THAN JAKE, BUT BETTER THAN EZRA ???"